Attention! The Clownsweater has been laundered.
A few reluctant inductees voiced hygiene concerns at the most recent appearance of the sweater and I would like to take this opportunity to assure everyone that the sweater is now free of vermin, rash-inducing bacteria, ring-around-the-collar and the reek of all the humanity that came before.
Of course, that does none of YOU any good, but might help you help me convince future vict...people that the potential for acquiring a disease should no longer be a concern with regard to wearing the sweater.
A few reluctant inductees voiced hygiene concerns at the most recent appearance of the sweater and I would like to take this opportunity to assure everyone that the sweater is now free of vermin, rash-inducing bacteria, ring-around-the-collar and the reek of all the humanity that came before.
Of course, that does none of YOU any good, but might help you help me convince future vict...people that the potential for acquiring a disease should no longer be a concern with regard to wearing the sweater.
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Re: Whiter, brighter, and more nappy than ever
Tue, January 27, 2004 - 1:29 PMWow....this sounds like you washed out some of the sweater's, er, how shall we say, 'character.' I thought I had left my signature on the sweater in passing...I guess all of that is gone now...<sigh>
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Re: Whiter, brighter, and more nappy than ever
Wed, March 3, 2004 - 6:20 PMYou do NOT want to know what I did with the sweater when nobody was looking. -
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Re: Whiter, brighter, and more nappy than ever
Thu, March 4, 2004 - 6:32 PMYou just thought no one was looking.
Some other skank (or maybe you're the one responsible for this too - do you wear Lady Stetson?) wore some rankly palpable perfume in it recently, so now I have to wash it again.
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